Jayne County - Man Enough To Be A Woman

LYRICS - BETTY GRABLE'S LEGS

Paranoia Paradise

And God said to Adam "Why art thou hiding thyself?"
And Adam replied "Oh eternal it is because I am naked".
And God replied "Who told thee that thee were naked?".
Late last night after I went to bed.
I got a dirty mighty feeling in my head.
Something pulled my legs apart.
And I felt it right up to my heart.
Paranoia paradise.
Is sure gonna be the death of me.
Ask Adam and Eve.
Now Eve didn't think that the devil was bad.
She'd heard he was an angel that just turned red.
Part of God's heaven is what the devil had.
God kicked the devil out when he turned bad.
Paranoia paradise.
Is sure gonna be the death of me.
Ask Adam and Eve. Yeah.
Paranoia paradise.
Is sure gonna be the death of me.
Ask Adam and Eve.
Paranoia paradise.
Paranoia paradise.
Paranoia paradise.
Paranoia paradise. Yeah.

Take A Detour

Yeah.
You're the kind of lover that would only hurt me from the start.
You're the kind of lover that would only rip my heart apart.
I can't even be your friend.
My broken heart would never mend.
A love like yours ????
Cos what it does it hurts like mad, it's bad, bad, bad.
Take a detour, take a detour, take a detour, take a detour. Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the kind of lover that would only make make my nights so long.
You're the kind of lover that would only cut me to the bone.
You don't want to hold my hand.
Even for a one night stand.
You take from me just what you need.
And then you leave me alone to play, play, play.
Take a detour, take a detour, take a detour, take a detour.
If you don't want to hold the ache.
I don't want to see your face.
And you don't want to be to blame.
Then I don't want to hold my head in shame, shame, shame.
Take a detour, take a detour, take a detour, take a detour.
Take a detour, take a detour, take a detour, take a detour.
Detour, detour, detour, detour.

Brainwashed

You got hi-tech knowledge. It's oppressing your brain.
You got two faces baby and they're both the same.
You may find more than lemon baby in your lemonade.
You may find out why ???? baby.
Love ain't bought. Love is made.
You're brainwashed. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Brainwashed. Cos you don't know who you are.
So we might as well quit.
Cos baby I got to split.
Yeah.
You feel so safe in your computerised word.
Man made woman boy. Man made girls.
Well you may control the media baby.
But you don't control my mind.
You're dropped in another dimension baby.
Where true love is the only crime.
You're brainwashed. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Brainwashed, cos you don't know where you are.
So you might as well quit.
Cos baby I got to split. Yeah.
Brainwashed. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Brainwashed, cos you don't know what you are.
So you might as well quit.
But baby I got to split. Yeah.
You're brainwashed.
You're brainwashed.
Brainwashed (repeated to fade).

No One Woman Can Satisfy

I just came from a friend mine.
A woman of about - well she says she's forty.
And she was in tears.
My husband said she, he's a cheating on me.
And to think after all of these years.
So I go to her, I go to her.
Looky here, don't be a fool, ya fool.
It happens to every wife.
The hottest love is bound to cool.
That is one of the most important facts in your love life.
A 1, a 2, a 1, a 2, a 3, a 4.
No one woman can satisfy no one man all of the time.
Now let me tell you a thing or two women.
A man is gonna cheat cos it's born right in him.
No one woman can keep her eye on a good man in his prime.
The best of men will do a little cheating.
This is the voice of experience speaking.
No one woman can satisfy no one man all of the time.
No one woman can satisfy no one man all of the time.
I 've known women, the loveliest of creatures.
But single programmes ain't enough men all want double features.
No one woman can keep her eye on a good man in his prime.
Love is like a car it runs perfect when it starts.
But after a while you've to buy new parts.
No one woman can satisfy one man all of the time.
Take it boys.
No one woman can satisfy no one man all of the time.
Now let me tell you a thing or two women.
A man is gonna cheat cos it's born right in him.
No one woman can keep her eye on a good man in his prime.
He'll never worry what you're putting on the table.
As long as you've got legs that look like Betty Grable.
No one woman can satisfy no one man all of the time.
One more time.
No one woman can satisfy one man all of the time.
And vice versa.
No one woman can satisfy one man all of the time.
Good evening friends.

Time Machine (I Wish I Had)

I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
Then I could journey to the past.
I wish I had a time machine.
Then maybe our love could have lasted.
I'd stop all the clocks and then.
I'd put my arms around you babe.
Then stay that way forever and ever.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
Then I could erase my mistakes.
I wish I had a time machine.
How many more times will it take.
For time to realise that I need a chance to travel back.
Retrace my steps and right the wrong that time has caused to lose you.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
Time machine.
(Love takes time, time takes love).
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
I wish I had a time machine.
Time machine