Jayne County - Man Enough To Be A Woman

LYRICS - PRIVATE OYSTER

Man Enough To Be A Woman

I got a transexual feeling,
It's hard to be true to the one that's really you.
I got a scandalous feeling,
It's hard to be true when they point and stare at you.
Conditioned to portraying the mask of masculinity.
Another blend of different shading.
I am what I am I don't give a damn.
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know are you man enough to be a...woman?
Footprints on my window,
There's a man in my room he's riding a broom.
He took all my money.
The jerk made me hurt he looked like a baboon.
X-Y, X-X-Y gender identity,
I got the power to be it.
But there's a voice in my head that will not be dead.
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me Tell me, tell me.
I wanna know (x14).
Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me.

Fun In Amerika

Huh! Well alright!.
It's the home of rock 'n roll, hot dogs, pizza, Marilyn Monroe.
Miami beach when I grow old.
Porno flicks and Hollywood, transvestites and Johnny B Goode.
Twist and shout like a ????? Yeah.
That's what I said.
Fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Roses are red.
I'm having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
We're having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Violets are blue.
It could happen to you.
Andy Warhol, coke and speed, Elvis, Dallas and Dynasty.
I love Lucy and ?????
It's just like living in a circus.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, nothing can stop us.
Home of the brave, land of the free, but not for me.
No, that's what I said.
Fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
I'm having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Roses are red.
Fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
She's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Violets are blue.
It could happen to you.
Well alright.
Fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
I'm having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Roses are red.
She's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
That's fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Violets are blue.
She's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
They're having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
That's fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Roses are red.
She's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
They're having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Who's having fun, fun, fun in Amerika.
Violets are blue.
It could happen to you. Yeah!

I Fell In Love With A Russian Soldier

I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier man.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier, I fell for his communist charms.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier, He's my comrade in arms.
He gets mad when I am gone.
He never wants to leave me alone.
He says that he wants to take me home.
Let's go! Moscow!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier man.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier,
We go marching through the park.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier,
Oh! Ich liebe Karl Marx.
We'll get engaged in Afghanistan.
Then we'll swoon into Iran.
Then honeymoon in Pakistan.
America! Siberia!
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier man.
Let's go Moscow.
We'll get engaged in Afghanistan.
Then we'll swoon into Iran.
Then honeymoon in Pakistan.
America! Siberia!
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier man.
Chorus: I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier.
I fell in love with a Russian soldier man.
Well alright.

Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl

Okay, this next song was originally done by the Barbarians,
And it's dedicated to the fantabulous Dave Clark Five.
You be walking down the street and you be looking fine,
In your high heel sneakers with your wig hat on your head.
You be looking fine in your white lipstick and your Cleopatra eye make-up.
You be looking fine in your hip hugger trousers and your beatle boots.
Then all of a sudden these rednecks come a driving by.
Creeping up slowly behind you in their run down truck.
And just before they pull the trigger,
They roll down the window and they scream at you...
Hey! Are you a boy or are you a girl?
Ha ha ha.
Yeah, huh, woah, well alright, here I come, woah, ooh.
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
You're always wearing skintight pants.
You put the boys and girls in some kind of trance.
In your skintight pants you look like a girl.
Well you may be a boy but hey you look like a girl - yeah.
I've seen you walking down the street in your hip hugger trousers,
And your psychedelic tie.
You got your hair teased up like Dusty Springfield.
You got all your fingernails painted bright red.
Are you Ringo?
Are you a boy tell me or are you a girl?
In your bleached blonde hair you sure do look just like a g-h-girl a g-h-girl.
You may be a boy but hey you look like a girl.
Here we go.
Hey, you look like a girl .
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
You may be a boy but hey you's look like a girl.
Yes you do .
Like a , just like a girl.

When Queens Collide (Part 1)

Oh Leee, Andy put Holly in his new movie Trash.
Jackie and Candy are fit to be tied.
Oh Leee, Tony caught John Albano and Rio Grande,
At the movies holding hands together.
Oh Leee, Brenda Buell thinks she is white.
Penny Arcade said "Bren it's okay we think of you as black".
Oh Leee, here comes Cherry Lunan, She's throwing the ecchi.
Go away Rosie's dead.
When Queens collide the stars will fall from the sky.
When Queen's collide no one will cry.
Oh Leee, Rita took all your clothes,
Threw them on the floor, hung up all of Jackie's dresses.
Oh Leee, I saw Taylor Mead down at the Trucks,
With his transistor radio.
Oh Leee, Tammy and Twiggy got beat up at Sheraton Square,
At the Stonewall riots.
Oh Leee, Patti is tying out , She thinks she's Brian Jones.
The whole world is an Island.
When Queens collide the stars will fall from the sky.
When Queen's collide no one will cry.
And it's not even 1969.
And my mind flashes 1969 - well alright.
Oh Leee, Cherry and Eric were praying at Max's,
Upstairs in a telephone Booth.
Oh Leee, Andrea told me the catholic school across the street,
Is a concentration camp.
Oh Leee, Ruby Lynn Reyner is starring in "Cock Strong".
Do you think that Archie will be there?
Oh Leee, Vaccaro took a knife, Slashed up Jackie's clothes.
Heaven Grand in Amber orbit.
When Queens collide the stars will fall from the sky.
When Queen's collide no one will cry.
And the clock ticks 1969.
Well alright! (x4)

Double Shot

You guys ready?
You in tune?
Alright.
This next song is called "I Want A Double Shot Of My Baby's Love".
Alright, hear you boogaloo down Broadway.
Yeah. Can you do the jerk?
Can you watch me work?
Woke up this morning, I felt so bad.
The worst hangover I ever had.
What happened to me last night?
My baby's so good.
Loved me just right.
Loved me so good, loved me so hard.
I finally passed out in my back yard.
What was it that I had too much of?
It was a double shot of my baby's love.
A double shot of my baby's love.
A double shot of my baby's love.
What was it that I had too much of?
A double shot of my baby's love.
Karate boogaloo.
I woke up this morning I could hardly sleep.
Freezing to death in the dead of heat.
My eyes were a turning brown to blue.
Fall in love it could happen to you.
My head was a flying in the clouds.
Burning lips and a crying out loud.
My heart begins to fly like a dove.
When I get a double shot of my baby's love.
A double shot of my baby's love.
A double shot of my baby's love.
What was it that I had too much of?
It was a double shot of my baby's love.
Pick that…….pick that guitar.
Double shot of my baby's love.
A double shot of my baby's love.
What was it that I had too much of?
It was a double shot of my baby's love.
Alright, boogaloo, ?????, shake that thing.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. (To fade)

Xerox That Man

I met him one day at the water cooler.
He asked me to go riding on his motor scooter.
I knew right away that he was a real cool guy.
He told me that my shorthand was getting much better.
He said he liked the way I used my typewriter.
We had a cup of coffee and a piece of pecan pie.
He's tall and handsome, neat and clean.
He wrote me a poem on the telex machine.
He told me his name was Seymour Hardy.
I hope that he takes me to an office party.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
Make me a hundred copies if you can.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man.
He told me one day he would take me flying,
To Paris or Rome for some endless buying.
Experience the finer things in life.
He told me that there'd never, ever be another,
And that one day he'd take me home to meet his mother.
And that one day he may divorce his wife.
He's six foot two, eyes of blue.
Caviar and champagne too.
Disco dancing, spending cash.
He taught me how to monster mash.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
Make me a hundred copies if you can.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man.
Alright.
Oh, Miss Reynolds.
Yes Mr Hardy.
Miss Reynolds could you come into my office please for some er, dictation.
Right away Mr Hardy.
He's tall and handsome, neat and clean.
He wrote me a poem on the telex machine.
He told me that his name was Seymour Hardy.
I hope that he takes me to an office party.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
Make me a hundred copies if you can.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
I'm a secretary and he's my boss of a man.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
Make me a thousand copies if you can.
Xerox, Xerox, Xerox that man.
A million copies.

The Lady Dye Twist

Can you do the Lady Di? Yeah!
Can you do the Lady Di? Yeah!
The Lady Dye Twist, the Lady Dye twist.
It goes like this, it goes like this. Twist!
I wanna wedding just like Lady Diana.
I want a life full of ice cream and bananas.
I don't want to be poor anymore.
I don't want to marry the jerk next door.
No, I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Diana.
No, Princess Diana.
I wanna wedding just like Lady Diana.
I want a life full of ice cream and bananas.
I don't want to iron or sweep the floor.
I don't want to have to change diapers no more.
No, I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Diana.
No, Princess Diana.
Shut up.
I know that one day my prince will come.
And he'll be riding a big white horse.
He'll take me away to a castle in the sky.
And we'll live happy ever after in the sweet by and by.
Just like Lady Di.
I don't want to be poor anymore.
I don't want to marry the jerk next door.
I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Di.
I want a wedding just like Lady Diana.
No, Princess Diana.
Like Lady Diana.
No, Princess Diana.
Like Lady Diana.
Princess Diana.
Like Lady Diana.
Princess Diana.
Like Lady Diana.
Princess, P.R.I.N.C.E.S.S., Princess, Princess Diana. (To fade).
Oh no look.
What?
Oh it's Fergie.
Oh, I don't know.
What?
Well how these homely ugly girls get to marry a prince.
Well, Edward hasn't been taken yet.
Oh forget it we're just not ugly enough.

Love Lives On Lies

Love lives on lies.
Ooh, love lives on lies.
All down through history, it's been our destiny.
Love lives on lies.
Ooh, love lives on lies.
How can you love again?
How can you trust again?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And when you give your heart away,
Some may take it with teasing.
And when they hand it back to you,
They may hand it in pieces.
How many times can you put back those pieces?
Love lives on lies.
Ooh love lives on lies.
How down through history, it's been our destiny.
Love lives on lies.
Ooh, love lives on lies.
How can we love again?
How can you trust again?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
And when you're holding someone new.
And you hear all the reasons.
As their lips pledge love that's just for you.
Their hearts are filled with treason.
How many times can you hear all those reasons?
Love lives on lies.
Ooh, ooh, ooh,ooh.
And when you give your heart away,
Some may take it with teasing.
And when they hand it back to you,
They may hand it in pieces.
How many times can you put back those pieces?
Love lives on lies.
Ooh, love lives on lies.
All down through history, it's been our destiny.
Love lives on lies.
Ooh, love lives on lies.