Jayne County - Man Enough To Be A Woman

LYRICS - SO NEW YORK

Max's Kansas City

Hey waitress. Four chick peas.
Take a tip from me and get ready for the big parade.
It's the place to be every night's a happy holiday.
People jumping around, everybody's doing loop de loop.
Just a making the rounds like a speed freak in a telephone booth.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
You've got a personality crisis baby.
Down at Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, did you hear about Cyrinda Fox?
I see Patti Smith she's finally made it with a Springsteen song.
"Because the night" made it alright.
Go Rimbaud, go rimbaud.
The Heartbreakers are gonna give you a taste of going steady with Chinese Rocks.
And "Rock 'n' Roll Resurrection" with The Electric Chairs.
But Wayne County has the rocks that shock.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Bad girl - just a lookin' for a kiss.
Down at Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, did you hear about Dorothy and Danny and tiny meat?
In walked Andy Warhol with his stable of super freaks.
Ultra-Violet, Viva and Nico are waiting for the man who tastes so sweet.
And there sits Jackie and Candy looking gorgeous, and honey that ain't no lie.
Holly Woodlawn is starring in "Trash" ha, ha, ha - that's gonna make all the girls cry.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Riding, riding, riding on the subway train.
Right down to Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
I don't know who they are. Peter Crowley booked them, I think they're called The Cramps.
VON LMO has his chainsaw running, just one of his many toys in the attic.
And hands will be healing, when others start stealing, get back here come the Plasmatics.
And speaking of stealing that leaves the mind reeling, it's showtime for the suburban Stray Cats.
In their socks that don't match and their rockabilly dos - hey, I thought they were Levi & The Rockats.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
C'mon boys you got to Babylon.
Right down to Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Leee Childers, Leee Childers? Didn't he photograph Jackie's wedding?
Iggy's upstairs rolling round in glass - he's cut his chest up again.
If Alice Cooper is elected we'll all be selected for the seven deadly sins.
Miss Harry has a "Heart of Glass". Blondie got a major record deal.
Hey girls don't be so vicious, cos she looks so delicious. Rock and roll with that Monroe feel.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Now you're walking just like you're ten feet tall.
Down at Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, er what bands are playing down at Max's these days?
Well let me see now they've got the Velvet Undergound, The Stooges, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Aerosmith, The Wailers, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, Bo Diddly, Mink DeVille, The Knots, Cheap Trick, Bad Brains, The Waldos, The Ramones, The Tinders, The Modern Lovers, Tissue Snoopy and the Cellmates, Madonna, The Fast Floyd, The Dead Boys, The B-52s, Richard Hell, Robert Gordon, Roland Alfonso and the Terrorists, Joy Ryder, Chris Spedding, The Cramps, Tiny Tim, The Dead Kennedys, Sid Vicious, Devo, Pere Ubu, The Superdubes, The Dictators, Lydia Lunch, The False Prophets, The Troggs, Lenny Kaye and er, Suicide.
Oh yeah listen. They got a new band that everyone is talking about called the er, Neurotic Tadpoles.
Oh, wait a minute there's just one more thing I forgot to tell you. You better not forget to bring your masquerade mask and your ego trip because let me tell you right now you're gonna need it when you go down to Max's Kansas City, baby. Alright.

Max's Kansas City (Reprise)

You boys ready?
There's about a million people that we left out.
Left out all the celebrities.
Particularly the ones from the sixties.
Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, they're really cool now.
We need to get them in.
All the people who just hung out there, or passed out there, or died there.
Well nobody died there but...
You boys ready? Kick in.
There's James... Oh come on boys you can do better than that.
There's James Bond and Lou Reed and Todd Rundgren and BB Cool and Cherry Vanilla.
(Who's in California, she's in LA now).
Taylor Meade, Gram Parsons, Good old George DuBose, Janis Joplin (Janis, you know good old Texas Girl), Jimi Hendrix, Mick Jagger, Grace Slick, Marc Bolan, David Bowie, Jim Morrison, Lauren Bacall, Jack Nicholson, Ray and Dave Davis and of course you know Ingrid Superstar, Cary Grant, Cyrinda Fox and David Johansen - that whole crowd.
You know millions of people and faces that I can't even remember their names now.
They were all down at Max's.
Everyone walked through those doors.
Down at Max's.
That's right, that's what I said.
Down at Max's Kansas City.

Little Doll Down On The Street

Alright. Oh! Yeah.
Down on the street where the faces shine.
I see that little doll, I'm gonna make you mine.
There's a thousand eyes, they're all looking at you.
There's a million smiles, they're all wanting you.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you everything.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you cake.
Oh yeah.
Down on the street I can feel the vibe.
Busy little bees buzzing round the hive.
Here comes that little doll.
Yeah, the queen of 'em all.
Little doll. The queen bee of 'em all. Yeah.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you everything.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you cake.
Little doll with your dancing feet.
I'm gonna take you off the streets.
You look just like a beauty queen.
You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Uh-huh.
What I don't know, you little doll.
What I don't know, you little doll.
I said shake it.
I said shake it.
I said shake it.
I said shake it.
Down on the street there's something happening here.
But just what it is ain't exactly clear.
Ah look out, here come the cops.
They want my little doll.
Here come the cops.
They're after my little doll.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you everything.
C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house. C'mon to my house.
I'll give you cake. Uh-huh.
What I don't know, little doll.
What I don't know, little doll.
I said shake it.
I said shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it little doll.
I said shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it little doll.
I said shake your money maker.
I said shake your money maker.
I said shake your money maker.
I said shake your money maker.
I got my mojo working little doll.
I got my mojo working little doll.
I got my mojo working, mojo working.
Got my mojo working, got my mojo working, got my mojo working.
On you little doll. On you little doll. On you little doll. On you little doll. You.
Down on the street where the faces shine (to fade).

Brainwashed (21st Century Re-Mix)

(They've given me stuff. They're trying to put thoughts in my head).
You got hi-tech knowledge. It's oppressing your brain.
You got two faces baby and they're both the same.
You may find more than lemon baby in your lemonade.
You may find out ???? ???? Baby.
Love ain't bought. Love is made.
You're brainwashed baby. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Yeah.
You feel so safe in your computerised world.
Man made woman boy. Man made girl.
Well you may control the media baby.
But you don't control my mind.
You're parked in another dimension baby.
Where true love is the only crime.
You're brainwashed. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Brainwashed cos you don't know what you are.
So you might as well quit.
But baby I got to split.
You're brainwashed. That's what you are.
Brainwashed. You won't get that far.
Brainwashed. Cos you don't know what you are.
So you might as well quit.
But baby I got to split.
Might as well quit. I got to split. Yeah.
You're Brainwashed.
You're Brainwashed.
Brainwashed. You're brainwashed.
Brainwashed. You're brainwashed.
Brainwashed (repeated to fade).

Stick It In Me (Live At Squeezebox)

I'm a whorehouse inspector.
A ???? injector.
Dirty needle collector.
Stick it in me.
I'm the queen of the trucks.
And if you want a fuck.
And if you're in luck.
You can stick it in me.
I got coke in my locker.
Food in my knockers.
And if you wanna knock it.
You can stick it in me.
I got a backstage pass.
Blast up my ass.
And if you want a mag.
You can stick it in me.
Now, now I don't care, I don't care how you wear your hair.
Or if you treat your baby rough.
I don't care how big you are down there.
Just as long as you can get it up, get it up.
C'mon baby shove it up.
Stick it in me, stick it in me.
If you want good loving you can stick it in me.
Stick it in me, stick it in me.
If you want good loving you can stick it in me.
Oh yeah.

Jackie Told Me

Go away Rosie 's dead.
Jackie told me you were running through Union Square.
At four in the morning screaming you're a superstar.
Jackie told me you were down at Max's.
Jumping around in your too long Mick Jagger scarf.
Jackie told me you were in the back room.
Table hopping and spreading vicious gossip again.
Jackie told me as she put more speed in her coffee.
That you were planning to go to the moon.
Jackie told me you got stabbed down at the sewer.
By your drag queen she said you owed money to.
Jackie told me you were buying chocolate.
Because you know that chocolate makes me break out.
Jackie told me you were hiding the easter chicken.
In your underwear drawer cos you didn't want me to have none.
Jackie told me orange make-up over her beard.
That you were planning to go to the moon.
Jackie told me you were taking the silverware.
The knives and the forks and the black and white television.
Jackie told me as she put more speed in her coffee.
That you were planning to go to the moon.
Jackie told me.
Jackie told me.
Jackie told me.

Man Enough To Be A Woman (Acoustic)

I got a transexual feeling.
It's hard to be true to the one that's really you.
I've got a scandalous feeling.
It's hard to be true when they point and stare at you.
Conditioned to portraying the mask of masculinity.
Another blend of a different shading.
I am what I am.
I don't give a damn.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
Are you man enough to be a woman?
I got a transexual feeling.
There's a man in my room; he's riding a broom.
The jerk took my candy.
The jerk made me hurt; he looked like a baboon.
Just like Jayne Mansfield at a pile up at a motorway wreck.
Just like Jayne Mansfield.
She lost her head now she is dead.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know....
I wanna know, I wanna know.
Are you man enough to be a...woman?
I got a transexual feeling.
It's hard to be true to the one that's really you.
I've got a scandalous feeling.
It's hard to be true when they point and stare at you.
Conditioned to portraying the mask of masculinity.
I'm another blend of a different shading.
I am what I am.
I don't give a damn.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know.
Are you man enough to be a woman?

Tomorrow Is Another Day (Live At Joe's Pub)

This is for all those people whose lives were cut short, okay.
I love you all, you've been good.
Thank you so much.
Tomorrow is another day, tomorrow.
Tomorrow is another day, tomorrow.
Poor little rich girl in a woman's body.
Please put me into your movie, please Mr. Warhol, Warhol.
Say that you won't go away, tomorrow.
Say that you are here to stay, tomorrow.
Sparrow in a tree, her wings were clipped to fall.
She fell from her window, she fell to the street far below, below.
It's showtime.
It's showtime.
It's showtime.
I'm a superstar.
I'm a superstar.
I'm a superstar.
It's showtime.
Lollipops and chocolates, tomorrow.
Jellybeans and candle drops, tomorrow.
Go and tell Geraldine that love is way too clean.
Please put your arms all around me, please don't let me go.
Please, please don't let me go.
Please don't let me go.
It's showtime.
It's showtime.
It's showtime.
I'm a superstar.
I'm a superstar.
I'm a superstar.
And it's showtime, showtime. Tomorrow is another day, tomorrow.
Tomorrow is another day, tomorrow.
Oh, I love you.
Do you, do you love me?
Then I love you too.

Hey Man (Jayne County & Lisa Jackson)

Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man, take your hands off of me now.
Hey man, that's been a grope for you.
Hey man what you sucking up your nose now.
Don't it make you look oh so cool.
I said hey man taking myself too serious.
Hey man taking myself to school.
Hey man I wanna be mysterious.
Hey man I'm gonna bury you.
Hey man I'm walking down your street now.
Hey man I'm standing next to you.
Hey man I'm riding on your bus yeah.
Singing out my transgendered blues.
I said hey man taking myself too serious.
Hey man taking myself to school.
Hey man I wanna be mysterious.
Hey man I'm gonna bury you.
Miss Lisa Jackson on guitar.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man.
Hey man won't you turn my guitar up.
Hey man shine your light on my shoes.
Hey kids take another bump of whatever.
Wanna have a rock 'n' roll revolution with you.
I said hey man taking myself too serious.
Hey man taking myself to school.
Hey man I wanna be mysterious.
Hey man I'm gonna bury you.
I said hey man (whoo hoo yeah).
I said hey man (whoo hoo yeah).
I said hey man (whoo hoo I said).
I said hey man (whoo hoo I said).

Nitetime (Intro. By Lady Bunny At Wigstock)

(Lady Bunny)Thank you for joining us here at Wigstock 2001. New York ????. She's an international legend - transexual, punk. I think, probably know who I'm talking about? Without further ado. Bring on the goddess herself. The legend. Miss Jayne County.

(Interviewer) So how are you? So tell me how are you Jayne?

(Jayne) Oh, I keep thinking it's the camera. I'm fine, this is the last Wigstock. But don't really believe it. Cos I think in a couple of years we'll do another Wigstock? Wigstock's gonna be for good. And it's perfect weather. Perfect Wigstock weather. Everyone's in a great mood. Everyone looks fabulous. I think we'll do Wigstock again in a couple of years. We'll maybe do an anniversary five year Wigstock. That would be good.

(Interviewer) Yeah, but I heard it's the last one.

(Jayne) It is the last one. She say's it's the last one. But the Rolling Stones always say it's their last tour. And they always do another one.

(Interviewer) Yeah, that's right.

(Jayne) So I mean right now she's probably thinking it is the last one but who knows what's going to happen. Things can Happen. You never know.

(Interviewer) Are you performing? Are you performing today?

(Jayne) I'm performing. I'm doing Night Time. I hate the day take it away.

(Interviewer) Yeah I know.

(Jayne) Fuck Off. If you don't want to fuck me fuck off. Raindrops falling on my head. Fuck off.

(Interviewer) You singing that song?

(Jayne) Yeah.

(Interviewer) Great.

(Jayne) Yeah.

Okay. I said yeah. Yeah, yeah. I said, yeah. I said yeah.
Bring it down a minute boys.
Bring it down a little boys.
Keep it rocking.
Keep it in the groove.
Bring it down just a little bit boys.
Keep it rocking in the groove.
I got something to say tonight.
Bring it down a little bit.
I got something to say today for everybody here at Wigstock.
I hate that fucking sunshine.
I'm in my make-up and I got my tits pushed up. And I want some night time.
I hate the day, take it away.
I hate the day, take it away.
When the sun goes down, I'll be around.
When the sun goes down, I'll be around.
I wanna go out in, go out in, go out in, I wanna go out in.
I said a yeah, a yeah, a yeah, a yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Millions of people they're just living today.
Walking around but they got nothing to say.
Stick with me baby I'll show you how to fly. Rock and Roll music makes the world go by.
In the night time. That's the right time.
In the night time. That's the right time.
I wanna be with you in the night time. In the night time.
In the night time. That's the right time. Alright.
Yeah.
You know what I wanna do?
You know what I wanna do?
You know what I wanna do?
You know what I wanna do?
Bring it down, bring it down boys.
Bring it down to the floor.
I want it nice and dirty.
Cos I like it nice and dirty.
Bring it down, bring it down, I like it real low, I like it real low, I like it real low.
Cos the lower I get, the higher I get.
And the higher I get, the lower I go.
I wanna go out in, go out in, go out in, go out in.
I said a yeah, a yeah, a yeah, a yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
The world is full of crud.
It's enough to make you cry.
You might as well live.
One day you're gonna die.
Get it while you can before they take it away.
Wake up and live. Do it today. In the night time. Right time.
Night time. Right time.
I wanna be with you in the night time. Right time.
Night time. Right time.
In the night, night, in the night, in the night time.
Night time, night time, night time, night time.
Night time, night time, night time, night time.
Night time, night time, night time, night time..
Night time, night time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Night time, night time, night time, night time.
Night time, night time, night time.
In the night time.

(Jayne) Thank you. I am Jayne County. I am the first and original rock 'n' roll drag queen. And I got one more thing I want to say to everybody here especially my good sourthern trailer trap Tennessee redneck friend Miss Lady Bunny. Come and get it Bunny. We're not lesbians. I just want to say thank you for letting us come here tonight. You know I love you but I just got to say to your face - fuck off. Hey, I love you there in the pink wig. You're cute. I'd turn straight for you girl - fuck off. We got I dream of genie over there - der de de, de, de, de, de, der, de, der, de, de, de, de - fuck off. Raindrops falling on my head - fuck off. Do you know the way to San Jose - fuck off. There she was just a walking down the street singing do wah diddy, diddy dum diddy do - fuck off. Fuck off. Wait a minute that fuck off was a little too San Francisco. I want a New York fuck off. Fuck off. Nah, that was sloppy. That was very L.A. Hey boys come on this is fucking New York City. I want a fucking New York City fuck off. Fuck off. All at once fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off.

(Lady Bunny) Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Squeezebox ...

(Jayne) This is a Squeezebox band. Although I have fucked everyone of them I don't know their names. What's your name?

(Band member 1) My name is Bruce.

(Jayne) You get a 99 in bed. What's your name?

(Band member 2) Oliver.

(Jayne) Oliver, I'm sorry you get an 86 in bed. What's your name?

(Band member 3) ??????

(Jayne) Zero for that one. What's your name baby.

(Band member 4) Blow job.

(Jayne) Oh, a hundred to one, alright. I love you Lady Bunny. You're my southern fister. I love you all goodnight.

(Lady Bunny) Ladies and gentlemen Jayne County will be starring in the Squeezebox movie. There is going to be a trailer of it that is showing. Where? At Heaven tonight at what time?

(Jayne) It don't matter you'll get bored.

(Lady Bunny) Oh, are you still here hi. Thank you Jayne County. Give it up for this legend. Buy the Squeezebox CD after this ????? ?????. Available in cut out bins everywhere.

Don't Bogart That Joint (Jayne County & Lisa Jackson)

Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Roll another 'un, just like the other 'un.
I'm eight miles high now.
And I ain't never coming down.
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Roll another one, just like the other 'un.
I'm up on cloud nine right now.
And I'm living in my psychedelic shack.
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Roll another one, just like the other 'un.
I'm so stoned I can't get off the couch.
And what's in the refridgerator.
Was that a mouse?
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint my friend (I'm getting paranoid).
Pass it over to me.
One more time everybody sing.
Don't bogart that joint my friend (we must get stoned).
Pass it over to me (pass it over to me).
Don't bogart that joint my friend.
Pass it over to me.
Everybody must get stoned.