Jayne County - Man Enough To Be A Woman

LYRICS - AT THE TRUCKS

Wonder Woman

I'm your little red rooster in the morning.
I'm your string of pearls at night.
I'm your Ruby Tuesday when I make love.
Super cute when I'm looking for a fight.
Who'll be the next in line for my loving.
Who'll be the next in line.
Everybody's gonna rock when I turn out the light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm your Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, yes I am.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, here I am oh yeah.
Wonder Woman baby.
Oh sweet Jayne when I'm in pain.
Lucille with a broken wrist.
Polythene Pam when I need a slam.
Lola with a ??? lip.
Who'll be the next in line for my loving.
Who'll be the next in line.
Everybody's gonna rock when I turn out the light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, yes I am.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman here I am oh yeah.
I'm your Wonder Woman baby.
Take it or leave it but you better believe it.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Aunt Jemima at breakfast.
I'm the other side of the coin.
I got a hunch, you want some lunch.
Well I got gravy in my groin. (Slurp!!!)
Who'll be the next in line for my loving.
Who'll be the next in line.
Everybody's gonna rock when I turn out the light.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman, yes I am.
Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman. Wonder Woman, here I am oh yeah.
Take it or leave it but you better believe it.
I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Alright

Queenage Baby

She's the kind of girl that you find hanging out in lowlife bars.
She's the kind of girl that you find wearing Donald ?? rhinestone bras.
She's the kind of girl you wonder who she is then she tells you who you are.
Dancing like a queen in her stack heeled shoes with her finger nails painted black.
Dyed blond hair, bold welt marks all down her back.
Glitter on her eyes, purple lipstick, she's the leader of the pack.
Queenage baby, let's make a deal.
Queenage baby, give me a thrill.
Queenage baby, never frustrates.
Queenage baby, let's make a date.
Queenage baby you're guilty of rage in the first degree.
Queenage baby, got no Broadway vampire slapped to the mast.
Queenage baby ain't got no tits, god what an ass.
Queenage baby, she always first she ain't never been last.
First ever rock 'n' roll star, she' know 's a rock 'n' roll.
Queenage baby, you never been a woman, you're every woman's man.
So you don't make no difference what you're loving. She can get it when she can. And she gets it.
Queenage baby, let's make a deal.
Queenage baby, give me a thrill.
Queenage baby, never frustrates.
Queenage baby, let's make a date.
Queenage baby you're guilty of rage in the first degree.
Queenage baby, got no Broadway vampire slapped to the mast.
Queenage baby ain't got no tits, god what an ass.
Queenage baby, she always first she ain't never been last.
First ever rock 'n' roll star, she knows how to rock 'n' roll fast.
Queenage baby, you never been a woman, you're every woman's man.
So you don't make no difference what you're loving, she can get it when she can.
Queenage baby, let's make a deal.
Queenage baby, give me a thrill.
Queenage baby, never frustrates.
Queenage baby, let's make a date.
Queenage baby you're guilty of rage in the first degree.
Queenage baby, let's make a deal.
Queenage baby, give me a thrill.
Queenage baby, never frustrates.
Queenage baby, let's make a date.
Queenage baby you're guilty of rage in the first degree.

Stick It In Me

I'm a whorehouse inspector
A VD inspector
Dirty needle collector
Stick it in me
I'm the queen of the trucks
If you want suck
And if you're in luck
You can stick it in me
I got holes in my pocket Coke in my locket
If you wanna knock it you can stick it in me
Tubes full of KY, Anything to get you high
Pull 'em down below your thigh
Stick it in me
I don't care how you wear your hair
Or treat your baby rough
I don't care how big you are down there
Just as long as you can get it up, get it up, get it up
C'mon baby shove it up
Whorehouse inspector
A VD inspector
Dirty needle collector
Stick it in me
Queen of the trucks
If you wanna fuck
If you're in luck
You can stick it in me
Stick it in me, stick it in me
C'mon baby, stick it in me
Stick it in me, stick it in me
C'mon baby, stick it in me

Stuck On You (Just Like Elmer's Glue)

It's raining outdoors
Give me some more
I'm wet for you
The 14th ???? umbrella
Is bashing me up two by two
First you say you want me
Then you push me away
I don't know what to do
If you ever try to leave me
I'll bite off more than I can chew
Making me blue
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like glue
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like Elmer's glue
Stuck on you baby
You don't comb your hair like you did before
You don't wear those dity old Beatle boots no more
You don't hang around at the bowling alley with the queer next door
Now you're wearing make-up and high-heeled shoes
You look like a faggot whore
I love you
Stuck, stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like Elmer's glue
Stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like Elmer's glue
Stuck on you baby
You march me around in the street picking up tricks for you
You march me around in the street picking up dope for you
You march me around in the street I'm just a whore for you
Lock me in a room, throw away the key
Lay me on the floor, pee on me
Stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like glue
Stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like Elmer's glue
Stuck on you baby
I'm stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like glue
Stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck like glue
Stuck, I'm stuck, stuck on you
Stuck on you baby

Got Time If You Got The Place

And this song is for all of my ex-tricks,
And anybody else that wants to pick up on me.
I got the time, if you got the place.
I got the mind honey, if you got the space.
Your beat on my hand, they are making me faint.
Your love hurts me, wow, to feel great.
Take my body baby, give me some too.
I'll be your matchstick, I'll make you loose, I'll stick it up your ass.
I got the time, if you got the place.
I got the mind honey, if you got the space.
Come on over baby.
Show me what you got.
Turn on your love-knob, I'll make you hot.
????? fuck a marrow, I'll see you again.
Bring your dildo baby, one for each end, I'm gonna stick it up your ass.
I got the time, if you got the place.
I got the mind, if you got the space.
I got the time, if you got the place.
I got the mind honey, if you got the bass - alright.
I got it, I got it (she's got it), I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it.
I got what you want, I got what you need.
I got what you want, I got what you need.
I got it (she's got it).
I got it (she's got it) I got it.

Are You A Boy Or Are You A Girl?

Are you a boy or are you a girl?
With your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl.
You may be a boy but, you look like a girl.
Always wearing skintight pants.
You put the boys in a trance.
And with your bleached blonde hair you sure do look like a girl (yeah, you look like a girl). You may be a boy but you look like a girl.
Are you a boy, tell me, or are you a girl?
With your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl (yeah, you look like a girl).
You may be a boy but, you look like a girl.
Are you a boy or are you a girl?
With your bleached blonde hair you look like a girl (yeah, you look like a girl
You may be a boy but, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
Hey, you look like a girl.
You may be a boy but, you look like a girl.

You Gotta Get Layed To Stay Healthy
(And I'm The Healthiest Girl In Town)

You know, a lot of people are very unhealthy these days.
They eat all kinds of this organic shit, the non-organic shit or just plain shit.
And it depresses me to see so many unhealthy people running around on the streets.
And so right now I'm going to give you all a good talking to.
You just pretend like I'm your mother okay, and you just listen to what I say.
Here I am I'm back again, I know you couldn't wait.
Now I'm going to do some plain talking to you people,
And I want you to listen to your mother.
Does your mother look like me?
If she does honey you better check her out.
I'm gonna give you all some good advice.
Okay, hit it boys.
I'm gonna do some very plain talking.
About people who are constantly squawking.
About aches and pains they often endure,
And all of the ailments that their doctors can't cure.
They don't feel just right or sleep as they should.
Still they go to doctors who do them no good.
They're tense, they're drawn up, their nerves are all jerky.
Listen honey, I'm going to cut the bullshit.
Because most of us here are over 18.
So your mother is going to talk plain turkey.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy.
That's the easiest way to stay well.
You can't cure your ills, with aspirins and pills.
You need love and affection, for that schoolgirl complexion.
You got backaches, sideaches and chills,
You don't need no doctor honey, you need a thrill.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy and I'm the healthiest girl in town.
You've got your doctors, your dentists and your masseurs,
Who fill you up with vitamins, their remedies and their cures.
You pay and you pay and you keep on paying and still you're getting paler.
Listen honey, you don't need no doctor, you need a sailor.
They tell you to get outdoors, you need sunshine they warn you.
Listen honey a good fuck, oh, oh do it again, a good fuck, ow!
Does more for me than all the sun in California.
They tell you to exercise on a tennis court,
I tell you do your exercising in that well known indoor sport.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy.
That's the easiest way to stay well.
If you can't sleep at night, and your belly's all full of gas.
Then throw your legs up over your head, and take it up the ass.
A good fuck is worth more than a hundred doctors and honey let me tell you,
You can take it from a girl who's been round.
And I've been down.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy and I'm the healthiest girl in town.
I feel it every night.
One more time boys.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy.
That's the easiest way to stay well.
If you can't sleep at night, and your belly's all full of gas.
Then throw your legs up over your head, and take it up the ass.
A good fuck is worth more than a hundred, a thousand, a million, a trillion doctors.
And you can take it from a girl who's been around.
That's me baby.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy and I'm the healthiest girl in town.
I'm your mother.
You gotta get layed to stay healthy, I'm the healthiest girl in town.
You gotta get laid, you gotta get laid, you gotta get laid.
You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta.
Gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta.
I'm the healthiest girl in town.

Man Enough To Be A Woman

I got a transexual feeling.
It's hard to be true to the one that's really you.
I got a scandalous feeling,
It's hard to be true when they point and stare at you.
I don't want a sex change.
I don't want to be a man.
If I feel it I become it.
I like what I am, I don't give a damn.
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know are you man enough to be a...woman?
Footprints on my window,
There's a man in my room he's riding a broom.
He took all my money.
The jerk made me hurt he looked like a baboon.
I feel just like Ann Margaret. In a pile up in a motorcycle wreck.
Just like Jayne Mansfield.
She lost her head, now she is dead.
I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know, I wanna know.
I wanna know, I wanna know. Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me, Tell me, tell me.
I wanna know (x14).
Are you man enough to be a...woman?
Tell me.

Putty

You say hop and I hop.
You say stop and I will stop.
I'll do anything you say, and know it's okay.
I'm just a hunk of clay.
Putty, putty in your hands uh huh.
With your whiff of your hair.
I go straight to a man.
But you know it's okay.
I'll do anything you say.
I'm just a hump of clay.
Putty, putty in your hands uh huh, uh huh.
Stretch me until ??????.
Put me down to the size of a rubber ????.
Use me, abuse me, don't ever you lose me.
Without your love ???.
But they say I'm a fool.
I let you treat me so cruel.
But you know it's okay.
I'll do anything you say.
I'm just a hunk of clay.
Putty, putty in your hands uh huh, uh huh.
Stretch me until I give you ????.
Put me down to the size of a rubber.
Use me, abuse me do, don't ever you lose me .
Without your love ???.
But they say I'm a fool.
I let you treat me so cruel.
But you know it's okay.
I'll do anything you say.
I'm just a hunk of clay.
Putty, putty in your hands uh huh, uh huh.
Putty, putty in your hands uh huh, uh huh.
Putty, putty in your hands oh!
Alright.

Fucked By The Devil

Late last night after I went to bed.
I got a dirty mighty feeling in my head.
Something pulled my legs apart.
And I felt it right up to my heart.
I got fucked by the devil last night.
And he sure fucked the hell out of me.
Ask Adam and Eve.
Eve didn't think that the devil was bad.
The devil was an angel that just turned red.
Part of God's heaven is what the devil had.
God kicked the devil out when he turned bad.
I got fucked by the devil last night.
And he sure fucked the hell out of me.
Ask Donny and Marie.
Fucked by the devil.
I got fucked by the devil last night.
And he sure fucked the hell out of me.
Ask Adam and Eve.
I got fucked by the devil last night
I got fucked by the devil last night
I got fucked by the devil last night
I got fucked by the devil last night
Yeah, yeah.

Prostitute With A Parachute

Loud and obnoxious, looking for a rush.
Leeching off his fame by spreading his stardust.
Legends in LA are smoking over him.
Your daughter's in New York with a Harlem pimp.
You're a prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
You've got no talent, you can't even sing.
You're just a hooker with a wedding ring.
You're a witches brew, you're the stronger sex.
Living off the money from talking bout your ex.
Your daughter got raped and you said boo hoo.
Take the raw with the raw, cos it happened to you.
You're a prostitute with a parachute - whoa-woe.
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
You've got no talent, you can't even sing.
You're just a hooker with a wedding ring.
You've got no talent, you can't even sing.
You're just a hooker with a wedding ring.
Rapping on the talk show, bout all the cock love.
Spent all your dough, dough, where you gonna go go?
Drinking all his blood after giving him the knife.
Rolling in the gutter, you're a rock stars wife.
You're a prostitute with a parachute - whoa-woe.
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Three hundred dollars for a fucking ashtray.
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Don't forget how to sign your welfare check honey.
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Where does that 8 ball go?
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
All that money on new cartlidge for your nose
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Was that a lesbian?
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Don't fall off the deep end honey
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
You can get up off the floor now
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
No nothing in the mail for you today
Prostitute with a parachute - whoa woe.
Poor little Jeanie
You did it

Surrender Your Gender

Hear the rustling of the seraphim's wings.
Hear the chilled ring and the temple thing.
Hear the tapping at your temple door.
Hear the raven quoting never more.
Don't be afraid to change your destiny.
Listen to me.
Surrender your gender
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender.
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender to me.
Feel the stirring in your momma's womb.
Hear your father howling at the moon.
Hear the raven whisper in the park.
Feel the beating of the tell-tale heart.
Don't be ashamed to change your reality.
Listen to me.
Surrender your gender.
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender.
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender to me.
Feel the ocean waves upon the shore.
Feel the sorrow of the lost Lenore.
Dante's inferno, Pandora's box.
Perfect people holding broken clocks.
Look at me, the poem about Annabel Lee.
It's all about me
Surrender your gender.
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender.
Return to sender.
Surrender your gender to me.
Whoa-woe yeah.
Uh huh huh.
A fodeo doh.
Surrender your gender (to fade).

Max's Kansas City

Hey waitress. Four chick peas.
Take a tip from me and get ready for the big parade.
It's the place to be every night's a happy holiday.
People jumping around, everybody's doing loop de loop.
Just a making the rounds like a speed freak in a telephone booth.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
You've got a personality crisis baby.
Down at Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, is that Cyrinda Fox?
I see Patti Smith she's finally made it with a Springsteen song.
"Because the night" made it alright.
Go Rimbaud, go rimbaud.
The Heartbreakers are gonna give you a taste of going steady with Chinese Rocks.
And "Rock 'n' Roll Resurrection" with The Electric Chairs.
But Wayne County has the rocks that shock.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Bad girl - just a lookin' for a kiss.
Down at Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, did you hear about Dorothy and Danny and tiny meat?
In walked Andy Warhol with his stable of super freaks.
Ultra-Violet, Viva and Nico are waiting for the man who tastes so sweet.
And there sits Jackie and Candy looking gorgeous, and honey that ain't no lie.
Holly Woodlawn is starring in "Trash" ha, ha, ha - that's gonna make all the girls cry.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Riding, riding, riding on the subway train.
Right down to Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
I don't know who they are. Peter Crowley booked them, I think they're called The Cramps.
VON LMO has his chainsaw running, just one of his many toys in the attic.
And hands will be healing, when others start stealing, get back here come the Plasmatics.
And speaking of stealing that leaves the mind reeling, it's showtime for the suburban Stray Cats.
In their socks that don't match and their rockabilly dos - hey, I thought they were Levi & The Rockats.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
C'mon boys you got to Babylon.
Right down to Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Leee Childers, Leee Childers? Didn't he photograph Jackie's wedding.
Iggy's upstairs rolling round in glass - he's cut his chest up again.
If Alice Cooper is elected we'll all be selected for the seven deadly sins.
Miss Harry has a "Heart of Glass". Blondie got a major record deal.
Hey girls don't be so vicious, cos she looks so delicious. Rock and roll with that Monroe feel.
The downstairs is packed and the groupies are all dressed up.
Upstairs the New York Dolls are kickin' it out looking tough.
Now you're walking just like you're ten feet tall.
Right down to Max's.
All the boys are, all the girls are, all the stars are, down at Max's.
Hey, er what bands are playing down at Max's these days?
Well let me see now they've got the Velvet Undergound, The Stooges, Alice Cooper, Kiss, Aerosmith, The Wailers, Willie Nelson, Bonnie Raitt, Bo Diddly, Mink DeVille, The Knots/Mob, Cheap Trick, Bad Brains, The Bongos, The Ramones, The Tinders, The Modern Lovers, Tissue Snoopy and the Cellmates, Madonna, The Fast Floyd, The Dead Boys, The B-52s, Richard Hell, Robert Gordon, Roland Alfonso and the Terrorists, Joy Ryder, Chris Spedding, The Cramps, Tiny Tim, The Dead Kennedys, Sid Vicious, Devo, Pere Ubu, The Superdubes, The Dictators, Lydia Lunch, The False Prophets, The Troggs, Lenny Kaye and er, Suicide.
Oh yeah listen. They got a new band that everyone is talking about called the er, Neurotic Tadpoles.
Oh, wait a minute there's just one more thing I forgot to tell you. You better not forget to bring your masquerade mask and your ego trip because let me tell you right now you're gonna need it when you go down to Max's Kansas City, baby. Alright.